Category: The Mutant Ages

The Mutant Ages – Wolverine & Sabretooth’s Sexy Wrestling

Are Wolverine and Sabretooth actually fighting? Or are they ex-boyfriends battling out their past grudges by having skin tight sexy wrestling matches on the X-Mansion floor? Only Ryan and Maddy know on the Mutant Ages!

The Mutant Ages – The Unstoppable Juggernaut

This week on Maddy and Ryan’s X-Men: The Animated Series rewatch, we meet Colossus, from Russia! You know he’s from Russia because he just can’t stop telling us that. We also meet the Juggernaut, who is the actual focus of this episode, not that we want him to be. Wolverine and Jubilee become besties with a killer sense of teamwork, but aside from that, this episode is a real snooze. Let us recap it for you (with jokes) so that you don’t have to watch it yourself, hm?

Spotlight X-Men: Colossus

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Mutant Ages will return Next Week!

Due to the holiday, there will be no new Mutant Ages this week. See you next week, or… See you X-TIME!!

The Mutant Ages – Xavier & Magneto’s Backstory

In this clip from Maddy and Ryan’s podcast, the Mutant Ages, Xavier reveals his secret backstory with Magneto, where they role-played being doctors, until they revealed to each other “their powers”.

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The Mutant Ages – Slave Island

Maddy and Ryan discuss “Slave Island,” in which our X-Men: The Animated Series heroine Jubilee puts up with the worst vacation ever, thanks to Gambit. Storm also gets plenty of moments to shine in this episode, and she even gets a cute scene with her girlfriend Rogue. (According to the writers of the show, they’re not canonically dating, but they’re TOTALLY dating.) This episode also introduces us to Cable, everyone’s favorite bisexual time traveler. Maddy gets on a soapbox about the fact that Marvel won’t just let Cable and Deadpool date, so strap in for that.

Spotlight X-Men: Cable

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The Mutant Ages – Cyclops’ Glasses

What happens when Wolverine and Cyclops walk into a bar? What happens when Cyclops doesn’t close his eyes? Performed by Maddy and Ryan.

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The Mutant Ages – X-Men: The Animated Series – Cold Vengeance

They can’t all be winners. “Cold Vengeance” is the first X-Men: The Animated Series episode that Ryan and Maddy would recommend you skip watching. Unless you’re hankering to see Wolverine play the white savior role while Sabretooth monologues at a glacier. But, hey, why not save yourself the trouble and let us recap the episode for you instead?

Spotlight X-Men: Wolverine

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The Mutant Ages – Wolverine/Gambit’s Sexy Tag – X-Men: The Animated Series

Ryan and Maddy’s second episode of The Mutant Ages features their first foray into X-Men: The Animated Series, which involves a sexy scene between Wolverine and Gambit playing “tag”. Find more on our X-Men Podcast THE MUTANT AGES on Sound Cloud and iTunes!

The Mutant Ages – X-Men: The Animated Series – Captive Hearts

Finally, Storm gets to be in charge of the X-Men’s new mission in “Captive Hearts.” But first, she’ll have to endure Professor X being a huge jerk to her about her PTSD, to Maddy and Ryan’s chagrin. Is Professor X ever going to stop treating the X-Men like crap? Seriously, it’s like he can’t even hear us shouting at him through the screen! Anyway, this episode is all about the Morlocks, an “unsightly” band of mutants living in the New York City subway tunnels. They’re led by the nefarious and predatory Callisto, who kidnaps Cyclops and tries to make him her sex slave. This is a kids’ show, somehow.

Spotlight X-Men: Callisto

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The Mutant Ages – X-Men: The Animated Series – Deadly Reunions

Professor X is a jerk. Ryan and Maddy keep telling you that, but in this episode, it’s really astounding how much of a jerk he is! We’ve reached X-Men: The Animated Series’ fourth episode, “Deadly Reunions,” in which two pairs of boyfriends get reunited: Xavier and Magneto, plus Wolverine and Sabretooth. Except there’s one little problem with shipping Sabretooth and Wolverine: it might be incest, depending on varying comic book canons. Oof. Anyway, we’ll tell you all about it on this week’s THE MUTANT AGES!